Machete (2010)

I rang in the wee hours of my 31st birthday in the middle of this movie on Friday night/Saturday morning and I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm a sucker for faux-chauvinistic movies and kitschy blood/gore. What exactly is more kitschy than Lindsay Lohan in a nun's habit? A lot, actually, and it's all in the film. I can only hope for more and more and more films in the Grindhouse genre because I love it.